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He doesn't win the prize he wanted, however: he only gets his painting on the 3-cent stamp. Norm tells Marge at the end of the movie, as they watch TV in bed: "Hautman's blue-winged teal got the twenty-nine cent. People don't much use the three-cent. Whenever they raise the postage, people need the little stamps. Like Herman Melville says , they're both lowering "their conceit of attainable felicity.

Apparently, the Gundersons are succeeding; they seem happy, awaiting the birth of their first child. Essential pages. Page Discussion Edit this page History. We are currently working on a new series canon policy page.

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Season 17 Episode. Episode Information Episode number: A laser grid protects the couch. Springfield has a snow day. Best Visual Gag: Old Bart still struggling through the fourth grade. Season: 5 Horrified by the sexist drivel coming out of the mouth of a talking Malibu Stacy doll, Lisa creates her own doll for little girls. Meanwhile, Grandpa Simpson gets a job at the Krusty Burger. Well, that, and…I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong. Season: 8 Oh, Frank Grimes — we hardly knew ye.

He had to struggle for everything, and when his inspirational rise becomes fodder for a human-interest story, Burns hires him at the nuclear plant. Then Grimes meets the laziest of his co-workers guess who? Life is unfair. Also, it turns out you can buy an abandoned factory for a buck at an auction.

Bart is desperate to get the new Bonestorm video game — so desperate, in fact, that he tries to shoplift it from the local toy store. Naturally, he gets caught, and by a security guard that sounds a lot like Joe Cabot from Reservoir Dogs.

Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. Oh Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn? Season: 7 Bart meets Chester J. D in pain. He also helps prove that Springfield needs at least few adults around to keep things from going off the rails. Season: 5 To snitch or not to snitch? Season: 16 Cooking contests.

Vintage copies of Playdudes. James Caan getting gunned down in a toll booth again, this time by a hillbilly Mafia. Apu in a blond wig. Jokes about Fifties swinging-bachelor cool and Miles Davis. Season: 7 Homer blows up to over lbs so he can live the American Dream, i. Best Visual Gag: The sight of Homer in a muumuu.

Best Visual Gag: Gordie Howe! Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. Season: 10 Homer tries building a barbecue pit and mistakenly ends up being hailed as a talented outsider artist.

For his final project, Homer gets Bart to help him flood the entire town. Yes, that is Jasper Johns who rows by in a boat.

Season: 7 One of the most action-packed Simpsons episodes ever — and it revolves around Grandpa Simpson?! Fury of Springfield, leading a group of ragtag grunts called the Flying Hellfish across enemy lines to fight the Nazis.

Not only that, Abe and his platoon hid away some priceless paintings — and the death of an old Hellfish means that either Grandpa or Monty Burns get to inherit the booty. Best Visual Gag: A shoot-out between a machine gun-wielding assassin and a shotgun-toting retirement-home nurse.

Season: 3 The Halloween stories include: The family buys a monkeys paw that grants wishes; Mr. Best Visual Gag: Snowball II transformed into a fire-breathing creature with flowers for ears and an umbrella for a tail. Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Together with military-antiques dealer Herman, Bart and Grandpa craft a plan to take on the bully via a water-balloon ambush. In another rare tone-setter for the series, it ends with Bart moralizing on war before the credits, urging viewers to go to the library and parse its seriousness.

Season: 6 Lisa reunites with jazz legend Bleeding Gums and rocks a school recital. Then Bleeding Gums dies, and Bart uses some newly won cash to buy Lisa a legendary album so the town can remember the musician via radio broadcast.

The elder Simpson unwittingly takes a job at Roger Meyers, Jr. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge attend their reunion and learn that Homer never officially graduated because he failed science. Geese love ganders! Everybody else loves Ned Flanders! Showbiz self-righteousness and our exploitation-friendly media get caught in the crosshairs big-time here.

He said, Krusty, when do you need me? I said, Thursday. I said, what about Friday? He said, Friday is worse than Thursday. The he said, how about Saturday? I said fine. True story. Season: 9 A soccer riot causes Homer to rethink his family protection strategy, causing him to buy a gun and join the NRA. The producers made this one surprisingly neutral, balancing the benefits of gun ownership with the overzealous nature of some of its owners.

Season: 11 R. That Kovenant song about finding Jesus after a motel-room bender, by the way, is a keeper. Season: 1 Marge has lost that loving feeling; in order to bring the spark back to the marriage, Homer takes her out to a fancy restaurant and reserves a motel room.

Season: 11 A potentially eyeroll-worthy concept — Homer becomes a food critic for the local newspaper — becomes one of the funnier dumb-Homer episodes. Screw Flanders. He gave me a bad review. He ate the head and then gave it a bad review. Season: 3 Homer is reunited with his half-brother Herb voiced once more by Danny De Vito when he needs money to build a baby chatter translator.

Slowly, the estranged duo get over their differences and become a family again. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends. Wonder no longer. The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Shacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Season: 7 Marge finds a discount Chanel dress at an outlet, which she wears when the family visits a country club; after Marge attracts the attention of a group of ladies who lunch, she becomes obsessed with fitting in with her new rich friends.

Then her facade and her outfit literally starts to come apart at the seams. Goodbye, snooty high society. Your head stopped eighteen inches ago. Homer discovers a box of Japanese detergent at the dump, and notices that he bears a strong resemblance to the logo. Viva Mr. Burns captures the mighty giant ape known as King Homer.

Of course the whole story grosses out their kids. Who needs that? Season: 4 Bart is forbidden from seeing an Itchy and Scratchy movie after getting in trouble at school. What great men [Bart] would join. Season: 2 Bart and Lisa attend a comic convention. Season: 1 The first proper episode — not counting the Christmas pilot — inserts underachieving Bart into a school for the gifted and talented.

These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success… if any. Conversely: Ralph Wiggum gets friendzoned. Season: 2 Eight-year-old Lisa struggles with her identity after substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom played by Dustin Hoffman proves to be a more desirable role model than her father. The climactic scene where he leaves Springfield by train was the most heart-tugging moment in animated television history up to that point.

Season: 2 Marge goes full Tipper after Maggie brains Homer with a mallet. Best Visual Gag: The second tribute to the Psycho shower scene. Are cartoons too violent for children? I mean, take me.

If my plant pollutes the water and poisons the town, by your logic, that would make me a criminal. Season: Never mind J. His next move: destroy the sun. Was it Principal Skinner? Grandpa Simpson? He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive. Season: 6 Mayor Quimby releases Sideshow Bob from prison, and how does the shrub-haired clown sidekick repay him? He runs against him for mayor — and wins by a particularly sizable landslide percent of the vote for Bob and 1 percent for Quimby, with a one percent margin of error.

Look for the Babysitter Bandit and Jay Sherman cameos. Season: 3 Otto is fired as the school bus driver after getting into an accident. Completely broke, he moves in with the Simpsons. Season: 5 Flanders becomes the new principal of Springfield Elementary after Skinner is fired.

Season: 4 Homer suffers a near-fatal heart attack after getting in trouble at work. He needs major surgery to recover, and the family is forced to turn to Dr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it! Season: 11 Apu and Manjula try to conceive a child; they succeed beyond their wildest dreams, and end up with octuplets.

This is the only episode to end with Homer and Butch Patrick fighting off cobras on a stage…to date, that is. You can teach them to hate the things you hate, and they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all. Season: 3 Never underestimate the power of a humiliated husband or a country-and-western siren.

Fame and an appearance on Ya-Hoo! Luckily, Homer stands by his Marge. Season: 9 Homer joins a cult called the Movementarians, which brainwashes Springfield to join together with the hopes of boarding a spaceship bound for the planet Blisstonia. Everybody wears white shirts. Season: 5 After a wet sponge nearly drowns him.

The lad eventually experiences Richie Rich syndrome and gets lonely, so Mr. Burns lets him fire power plant employees until Bart refuses to fire Homer, leading him back to the Simpsons. Best Visual Gag: The teeth-breaking, glasses-shattering, head-exploding sound event known as the THX demonstration before the show.

The lesson is, never try. Production is shut down when he quits the movie and producers realize that the town is gauging them at every opportunity. Smitten at first glance, he tries to avoid talking to her, and then they both get sent on a business trip. Will he remain faithful to his ever-loving wife?

Can he stave off his lust? Can we ever get the sight of Barney in a bikini, dancing to the I Dream of Jeannie theme, out of our head?!? Bart and Lisa conspire to bring peace between the pair.